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+title: 'Wuthering Heights (2026)'
+date: 2026-02-13
+tags:
+  - film
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+
+### Things I enjoyed
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+- Though not particularly 'dark skinned', Jacob Elordi is well suited to the role of surly sweaty gigahunk.
+- An unashamed fanfic quality which I found amusing.
+It honestly felt as if it had been dreamt up by a horny teenager on tumblr at points.
+
+### Things I didn't enjoy
+
+- The whole thing had a music video gloss which made the landscape feel incidental.
+It felt like a set not something the characters actually inahbited.
+Even when they were banging on the moors they didn't seem to get muddy.
+This was a problem for me.
+- Fundamentally, once you got past the visual glitz and knowingly executed tropes it felt completely emotionally empty.
+Given that it's a film about the enduring power of passionate undying love this was also a major problem.
+
+### Things that intrigued me
+
+- Jacob Elordi doing the same accent as Christian Bale in The Prestige.
+
+### Verdict
+
+48 heaving bosoms out of 100
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+![Grassy fingers in mouth](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fkeithlovesmovies.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2025%2F09%2FBE_OPT3_clean.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a17c1ba002ea1418f85d9cc735fdb258b633a98800e16e2fc9f82f0772ec93e7)