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<h2>Wuthering Heights (2026)</h2>
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<p>February 13, 2026</p>
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</header><h3 id="things-i-enjoyed">Things I enjoyed</h3>
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<li>Though not particularly &lsquo;dark skinned&rsquo;, Jacob Elordi is well suited to the role of surly sweaty gigahunk.</li>
<li>An unashamed fanfic quality which I found amusing.
It honestly felt as if it had been dreamt up by a horny teenager on tumblr at points.</li>
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<h3 id="things-i-didnt-enjoy">Things I didn&rsquo;t enjoy</h3>
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<li>The whole thing had a music video gloss which made the landscape feel incidental.
It felt like a set not something the characters actually inahbited.
Even when they were banging on the moors they didn&rsquo;t seem to get muddy.
This was a problem for me.</li>
<li>Fundamentally, once you got past the visual glitz and knowingly executed tropes it felt completely emotionally empty.
Given that it&rsquo;s a film about the enduring power of passionate undying love this was also a major problem.</li>
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<h3 id="things-that-intrigued-me">Things that intrigued me</h3>
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<li>Jacob Elordi doing the same accent as Christian Bale in The Prestige.</li>
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<h3 id="verdict">Verdict</h3>
<p>48 heaving bosoms out of 100</p>
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