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title: 'Wuthering Heights (2026)'
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date: 2026-02-13
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tags:
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- film
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draft: false
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### Things I enjoyed
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- Though not particularly 'dark skinned', Jacob Elordi is well suited to the role of surly sweaty gigahunk.
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- An unashamed fanfic quality which I found amusing.
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It honestly felt as if it had been dreamt up by a horny teenager on tumblr at points.
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### Things I didn't enjoy
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- The whole thing had a music video gloss which made the landscape feel incidental.
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It felt like a set not something the characters actually inahbited.
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Even when they were banging on the moors they didn't seem to get muddy.
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This was a problem for me.
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- Fundamentally, once you got past the visual glitz and knowingly executed tropes it felt completely emotionally empty.
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Given that it's a film about the enduring power of passionate undying love this was also a major problem.
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### Things that intrigued me
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- Jacob Elordi doing the same accent as Christian Bale in The Prestige.
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### Verdict
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48 heaving bosoms out of 100
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